Apple anyone?

A lone apple and a plate of crisps were the only left-overs to emerge from the meeting.

Greedy beggars.

I'm not opting for any crisps because they are on a plate and will have been man handled (I don't like the thought of that thank you very much). And the apple... When you've been waiting for four hours for a delectable edible treat, an apple simply won't suffice.

The only explanation here is that the visitors have taken doggie bags. Selfish.