Vaccum straddling cleaner

So... This doesn't seem half as funny as it did earlier, but still...

The last time that Jenny was hunting for the cleaner she couldn't find her anywhere. As she wanted her to hoover up some smashed glass which was the handy work of her boss, when she couldn't find sight nor sound of her she knew she'd have to (reluctantly) do it herself.

Next then, the hunt was for the Hoover as the hunt for the cleaner had failed.

She eventually found the spare key to the store cupboard, unlocked the door and found the cleaner fast asleep in there. This was not an unusual occurrence as she often takes herself off for a little nap when things get a bit much. The thing that made it funny (to me atleast) was the way she was sleeping. There is no room in the cupboard you understand, it's standing room only for the Hoover, mop, bucket etc. Well, (cutting this increasingly long story short) the cleaner had assumed the position that a cat or young child may take, while riding a Hoover and being video taped by their cruel parents/owners for a hilarious 'caught on camera show'. Send in your tape and we'll give you £250 - that sort of thing. Basically, straddling the upright Hoover, legs wrapped around the bottom, arms around the top. It must have been the only way she could fit herselff in there and be able to lock the door!

Even when she was woken, she just rose gently from her sleep. Not with a start as one might imagine!

I have a camera here, for taking photos for people's security passes. If I ever catch her straddling the hoover and snoozing I'm going to get a picture! Cruel I know, but incredibly funny all the same!

(I'll post it here when i've done it - it is funny, honestly!)