Taste of bird poo

Allen's off again today so the email will have to wait. Although relieved, I'm also slightly perturbed as that was going to keep me busy for a while today. Now I am left with nothing to do whatsoever.

I'll have to think of something else to occupy the empty 9 hours that is my working day...

As nothing is happening I have nothing to report - apart from the fact that a small blob of bird poo landed on my bottom lip as I was walking to work this morning. Just a tiny bit, but it was definitely white. You always think "I really hope that was rain" when you feel little wet splats on your eyelids or cheeks, but when I felt this on my lip it didn't even cross my mind to pray that it was rain as I didn't consider for one moment that I could be that unlucky. Knowing my luck though (as I do), the bird was probably ill and in a few years time I will be uncovered as the dastardly person who spread bird flu in humans. I can see it now.

Straight after that unfortunate incident I ran out into the road right into the path of a speeding motorbike. I don't know why I was running and I don't know what I was thinking. Clearly I wasn't thinking. Getting bird poo in your mouth is bad, but its not that bad!

Needless to say I rinsed thoroughly once I got to work, and I relaxed with my bran flakes to settle my nerves.

I hope something good happens today.